Might as well be a the Grinch

Well this year completely stank!!! Xmas is as awful as a wake. The season has been completely lost from my little world and I just cant wait for next year. Really I'm looking forward to my resolutions, and will be glad once this whole year is forgotten about.

It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, *awful* idea!